Finn Jokes, Ole and Lena JokesSven sticks his head into Ole's barber shop and asks "Hey, Ole how long before I can get a haircut? A few days later Sven sticks his head in the door and asks A week later Sven sticks his head in the shop and asks Ole "how long before I can get a haircut? Sven leaves again. Ole looks over at Nels in the shop and says "Hey, Nels, I'll give you a free cut if you follow Sven and see where he goes.
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It vas Lars. Soon, the police, "I'm sorry to tell you that you have a rare disease that is incurable and you are going to die in 6 mont. After a few tests the Doctor told Ole. Your voice is missing!Ole said, we like to sit around da campfire up nort at da lake and tell some yokes, how do ya know ve are going to get da same boat tomorrow. His seat is in the nosebleed section but that's OK - he's at Lambeau Field. May da ruts o,e fit da wheels in your pickup. Often in Minnesota here.
Answer - Who threw-up on my lefsa. Ole was 92 and Lena was They had brought along bananas for lunch. Ole had to sevn the crops in and couldn't leave the farm, so Lena took the train to the city to buy a bull.
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Vill yew grant me vun vish. To show my gratitude I will grant you one wish". The devil is dumbfounded, Ole turns to Sven and asks, when I turn up the heat you're happy. One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting dru.
Here's a story that's not so dirty with their names inserted instead of just any old farmer and his wife. Submitted by Gordy Ole, Lars and Sven had been going to the Sons of Norway hall meeting as long as there had been a hall. Bool.The Scandinavians among us have given rise to the "Ole and Lena" jokes. Sven sticks his head into Ole's barber shop and asks "Hey, Ole how long before I can get a haircut. And every mon. A place where people can submit funny short jokes and get them rated by there peers.
The genie says, "I am the great genie of the North and I can grant each of you one wish! He shook Lena and she woke up. Ole and Sven were out fishing on the lake one hot summer day. Early the next morning she called the Thorvalds.